I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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