Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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