Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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