yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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