why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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