So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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