you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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