: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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