Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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