I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just googled if crying burns calories
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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