Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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