im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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