Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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