Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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