Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
