pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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