LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
