anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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