This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We have started to decorate penises.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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