he wants to bone in the snuggie
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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