Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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