our cab driver is having phone sex.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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