You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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