I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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