we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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