thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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