I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we're making bets on your personal life
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
