i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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