She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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