it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I want to fling myself into the sun
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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