that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
