return my video game
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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