Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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