kristin has been a bad kristin
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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