Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Randomize
