Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm too high and old for this...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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