it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
