No awkward lesbian experiences without me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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