I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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