Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my being single is dangerous.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
