is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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