Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
