I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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