come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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