Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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