Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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