all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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