This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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