dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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