im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I need to align my fucking chakras
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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