There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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