yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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