I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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