Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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